I want to fall asleep on your chest and listen to the rain outside.
ways I’m like Alexander the Great:
-bi
-moody
ways I’m not like Alexander the Great:
-I am not great
welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again
chinken nunget
Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I don’t like that get them out
Okay…this is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell
but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures
The right wants to be victims so fucking bad
“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”
